Vengo llegando de una dizque fiesta bastante mala, pero ahí sucedió algo realmente importante, Zanatta se acordó del que solía ser uno de los mejores chistes machistas que yo solía contar:
-¿Por qué las mujeres siempre van en pareja al baño?
Por que mientras una se sienta, la otra le apachurra la cabeza.
Explicación para las mujeres que no le entendieron: una se sienta en el retrete, mientras la otra le apachurra la cabeza, para sacarle toda la caca de, nuevamente, la cabeza. Aquí es cuando ustedes se rien por segunda vez.
Así que 25 de allá abajo, más este, más el que puso Huevo en los comentarios del post anterior, nos da un total de 27 chistes machistas, venga!!, con su colaboración podemos llegar a 50. ¡Sí se puede, sí se puede!.
-¿Por qué las mujeres siempre van en pareja al baño?
Por que mientras una se sienta, la otra le apachurra la cabeza.
Explicación para las mujeres que no le entendieron: una se sienta en el retrete, mientras la otra le apachurra la cabeza, para sacarle toda la caca de, nuevamente, la cabeza. Aquí es cuando ustedes se rien por segunda vez.
Así que 25 de allá abajo, más este, más el que puso Huevo en los comentarios del post anterior, nos da un total de 27 chistes machistas, venga!!, con su colaboración podemos llegar a 50. ¡Sí se puede, sí se puede!.
109 comentarios:
Yo tengo el 28:
En un diálogo con Dios un día le pregunté:
YO: Oye we, tu ke hiciste a las mujeres...¿Porké cuando se ponen en cuatro patas se les ven a las mujeres unos traseritos bien redonditos y duritos, y cuando se paran se ven (casi todos) bien aguados y horripilantes?
Dios: No mano, eske cuando las hice creí ke nunca se pararían en dos patas.
wey tambien pon unas de chistes ve ahi te va uno..
UNA MUJER VA CON DIOS Y LE DICE ME PUEDES CUMPLIR UN DESEO??, Y DIOS LE DICE SOLO POR HABER VENIDO HASTA ACA TE LO VOY A CUMPLIR, CUAL ES?
Y LE DICE PUEDES HACER MAS BONITO EL PITO DE LOS HOMBRES?, Y LE DICE HUYY CREO QUE ESO NO TE LO VOY A PODER CUMPLIR.
PERO POR QUE?
PUES POR QUE SI ASÍ DE FEO SE LO CHUPAN MAS BONITO SE LO COMEN....
JAJA A HUEVO ESTA BUENISIMO!!!
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